April122014

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

(via curiousercreature)

5PM

ender-friend:

ender-friend:

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

(Source: bladelordtayak, via mayapology)

4PM

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via nsome)

4PM

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

(via bubbliciousbootybitch)

4PM

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

(Source: judymartn, via teks-thighs)

April102014
90s90s90s:

When I was a kid, this stuff was magic

90s90s90s:

When I was a kid, this stuff was magic

(via crookedxheart)

2PM
pansypanters:

solar-tsunami:

fuckingwhoremouth:

sheepyichigo:

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

jesus christ

Wasn’t expecting that

True love is world domination and that is beautiful

This is the best relationship to have hands down,

pansypanters:

solar-tsunami:

fuckingwhoremouth:

sheepyichigo:

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

jesus christ

Wasn’t expecting that

True love is world domination and that is beautiful

This is the best relationship to have hands down,

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

2PM

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via dutchster)

2PM
ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

(via fanpire123)

2PM

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

(Source: i-want-cheese, via ilookupskirts)

2PM

(Source: cumberbum, via fanpire123)

2PM

(Source: weheartit.com, via ilookupskirts)

2PM

(Source: ql0w, via dontbeshysilly)

2PM

in-love-with-gay-milk:

jakemalik:

how to have a great start to your day

step 1:

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step 2:

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step 3:

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Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.

(Source: hi, via fanpire123)

2PM

disneybound:

26 DISNEY CHARACTERS RE-IMAGINED AS HOGWARTS STUDENTS!

Because the only thing better than regular magic is Disney magic. Drawings done by Eira1893.”

(via yeahyeahyeahsabrina)

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